Cheeto’s Puff’s New Snack from Lays.

Following my post on Makado Sticks I thought I’d add another article about some snacks that you can get in Thailand that are a bit like the ones you can get in Britain.

In England we have had cheesy flavoured corn puffs called Wotsits for as long as I can remember.

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I would never say that I was a huge fan of Wotsits, I much preferred Skips, but beggars can’t be choosers. Now I’m in Thailand I sometimes need to buy snacks. In the past I have tried the Cheetos that are available in Thailand. They are more like Cheesy Nik Naks, if you are familiar with Nik Naks. Harder than a Wotsit but not unpleasant.

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Now there is a new variety called the Cheeto Puff which is quite close to the British Wotsit.

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As I mentioned in my last post, it’s always nice to find a snack that reminds you of home and these Puffs almost fit the bill.

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I’m not sure if you can tell from the picture but these are slightly longer and thinner than Wotsits, and I would say much less cheesy.  Like I said, it’s an option.

Some people would say that it’s sad, that the world is getting more generic, homogenized, that everywhere is starting to look the same. The same products on the same shelves of the same stores from City to City, Country to Country. They are probably right but I just can’t resist trying new things, and comparing them to things I have had in the past. Also it’s kind of insulting to tell Thai people that they can’t have Cheesy Flavoured Corn Puffs because they have their own snacks.

I don’t know, perhaps this is a bigger issue than I can deal with here.

Anyway here’s a simple clever add I remember from my younger days. These Cheeto Puffs are available in big 20 baht bags, I haven’t seen any smaller bags yet.

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New Hotel in Savannakhet Laos

In a break from the sparsely read, mundane posts about biscuits, tea and cake I thought I would try my hand at a little bit of that travel blogging that I believe is hot now.

I had been to Savannakhet before and found the accommodation available disappointing. Searching on the usual internet sites confirmed that the quality and variety of sleeping options was below par, even for Laos. So I thought I would give y’all a heads up about this new hotel I stayed at last time I was there.

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It’s called the New Saen Sabai Hotel and it’s on the Mekong riverside. Its located directly opposite the old Ferry Terminal where you used to get the boat to Thailand.

Personally, I love a new hotel as generally, the beds are nice, the carpets are clean and everything is working so I would always choose to stay in a new hotel over one with ‘character’, nice view or higher star rating.

The New Saen Sabai Hotel (I hope they realise that their Hotel won’t always be new) opened in December 2012 so it’s about six months old although they still have an opening promotion so I got the room below for $26 dollars (800 baht) a night. I don’t know if this is one of those promotions that will run forever but at that price I think it is an ok deal, considering the last time I stayed in Savannakhet I think I paid about 450 baht to stay in an absolute hole.

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As you can see the rooms are decorated to a fairly high standard, there’s tea and coffee-making facilities, a flat screen T.V with about 50 channels, I can’t tell you what they were because I spent longer trying to work out how to turn it off than I did actually watching, but it appeared to have a good selection of different languages.
There is also free wi-fi in the room which was a good speed when I was using it. Although I may have been the only guest in the hotel.

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Savannakhet is quite a strange town, the riverside area, which includes the old town is pretty quiet, it’s busier a few streets away from the river, around the main road that runs through the town but the town is small and the riverside area nice. The hotel is just a 5 to 10 minute walk from the Thai Consul if you are in Laos to get a Thai visa.

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Yeah there was a little dust on top of the ledge above the mirror but that was taller than any of the staff could see, so I can understand why they would miss it.

One of the things I have noticed while travelling is that the standard of bathroom fitting in South East Asia is a little disappointing. For example, in this new hotel, the sink tap wobbled, the towel rail couldn’t hold the weight of a towel, the blinds were hanging off at one end, the shower was at an angle that was perfect if you were 6 ft 8 inch or above, otherwise it hit you straight in the face or just flew above your head. Also it was hard to tell if the shower was supposed to be hot or not, it occasionally got a little luke warm but was normally cold, it also took forever for the water to drain away.  None of which really bothered me, it’s just a trend I’ve noticed.

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Once in own memory life with these real images at our hotel balcony.

You can just turn up or email or call ahead, (see contact details on the leaflet above.) The hotel is listed on Agoda but it always showed as unavailable when I searched for dates so I don’t think it’s been fully set up yet but it would be worth checking those kind of sites if you’re thinking about staying here as you may be able to get a better deal.

I think for 800 baht it’s a pretty good option although there is a lot of cheaper alternatives in Savannakhet. When I stayed there it was after a 10 hour bus journey so I didn’t mind paying a little extra.

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Some New(ish) Products.

When is a donut a cake, and when is a cake a donut. Is a donut a type of cake anyway. Is it worth finding out this information? Is it even worth thinking about it for 10 seconds? I’m starting to think it’s not. That none of this really matters. It’s just something that crossed my mind when I saw this relatively new cake/donut.

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It’s called a Vanilla Custard Donut Cake, or simply a Donut Cake in Thai and has been on the shelves for a few months now. I’ve got a feeling that it’s really just a donut shaped cake but as I’ve said, none of that is important. It’s quite nice, and that’s the main thing. It’s soft and very moist and costs 12 Baht so if that ticks some or all of your boxes, go for it.

There is also a chocolate version of the above,  I tried it once, it wasn’t for me.

This next product isn’t new, but it has had a bit of a face lift.

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From Glico, this biscuit tube filled with chocolate creation was called Pocky-In. Classic Pocky is a biscuit stick covered in some form of flavour cream (see below) so I presume they were called Pocky-In because the flavour was inside.

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Glico Pocky strawberry sticks, made by Thai Glico (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Anyway, they have re-branded these as Pejoy (Pocky’s Friend). I suppose it makes sense that they should have their own brand and not just be an offshoot of Pocky.

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This chart shows some of the many different varieties of Pocky available, though there are many other limited edition flavours. Pocky/Pejoy are a tasty snack, not to heavy, not to sweet, and they’re great to share, if you have someone to share them with.

Anyway, I’ll just add a third and final product that I tried recently.

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These Corn Puff Natural Corn Chips are a, as you have probably guessed, corn-based snack. I would not bother mentioning them except that they are made from Corn Grits and I can’t remember knowingly eating Grits before.

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It wasn’t that surprising that they were quite grainy in texture, the corn taste is subtle. They are not something that I will rush back to eat again.

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Tears Stream Down Your Face

I was using Google Translate recently because I had seen someone use the Thai word บริติช, it looks like the word “British” spelt phonetically in Thai and from the context that is what it appeared to be. (They were writing about how the British call underground trains “the underground” or “tube” whereas the Americans (incorrectly) use the term “subway”.)

So I was checking on Google Translate and before I could finish typing the word Google helpfully suggested that the translation of บริติ is “Chris Martin”.

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I’ve checked other Thai – English dictionaries and there doesn’t seem to be a Thai word spelt บริติ (pronounced “brity”). I don’t know why Brity means Chris Martin in Thai, I presume that this is the lead singer of Coldplay, the popular English band responsible for hits such as; “I’m Sad”, “We’re all shopping at Oxfam now”and “Living La Vida Loca” that is being referred to although there are other Chris Martin’s it could be, or indeed, it could just be the generic translation of the name “Chris Martin”

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Just remember that any time you hear a Thai person say brity they are talking about Chris Martin.

Oh and yes, บริติช is the Thai phonetic spelling of “British” for if you have to say that word in Thai, for example if you are talking about “The British Council”, or “The British National Party”. The Thai word for British is อังกฤษ pronounced “angkrit” .Which is also the Thai word for English, as in the English language. So บริติช  is also used to differentiate British English language from American English language.

Nobody said it was easy.

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Makado Sticks, Salty Snacks that remind me of home.

I’ve bought a few bags of these Makado Sticks so I thought I would write a little about them. I should warn you that if, after reading this post, you feel an urge to rush out and buy these snacks, bridle your enthusiasm, they could be difficult to find. I only know of one place that sells them, a local 7-Eleven so you may need to hunt around a little.

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They come in 3 flavours; Original (or as we say in England, Ready Salted), I’m pretty sure the other 2 are BBQ and Nori but I haven’t tried them and I don’t intend to. Why would I? I know I’m not going to like them as much as the original flavour, but you, the reader, are free to try them if you think you’d like them.

The reason I like them is they remind me of Chipsticks, made by Smiths Crisps. Smiths Crisps used to be a big player on the crisp scene in the UK in the 80’s but I think they were blown out of the water by Walkers. Both brands were eventually bought by Pepsico, who for a while kept a few Smiths varieties on the shelf, Chipsticks being one of them.

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One of the reasons I liked Chipsticks was nostalgia, the packaging remained largely unchanged for years, as you can see above. They’ve changed it now of course, the idiots.

It wasn’t just the retro packaging that kept me buying Chipsticks, I also really enjoyed eating them. It was something about the texture that felt good in the mouth. They disintegrated and stuck to the inside of your mouth so you had to move your tongue about and suck to get the bits down your throat. It was honestly a lot nicer than I am describing it, there was something moreish about them. I think it is because they are so light that you never feel like you have enough of them in your mouth.

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There are a lot of other stick shaped snack products available in Thailand but the Makado Sticks are the only ones that I would class as similar to a British ‘crisp’. The others are more like biscuits, flour based. The major difference between the two is that the Makado sticks are a lot smaller than Chipsticks, I would guess they are probably about a quarter of the thickness.

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This does change the eating experience quite a bit. You can’t pull one out of the bag and feed it into you mouth crushing it with lots of mini-bites as you push it in. (You probably could if you really tried but it’s not the same.) You actually need to throw a good few into your gob to get an experience similar to that of eating Chipsticks but for 10 baht it’s a pretty good substitute.

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The picture above shows how many Makado Sticks you get in one 10 baht bag (less 3 which I used to take the picture with the 10 baht coin to show the relative size, and subsequently ate). So there you have it, something to try in Thailand if you’re getting bored with squid flavoured crisps.

Update: I’ve seen Makado Sticks in Big C and another 7 Eleven so they may not be as hard to find as I implied in the first paragraph.

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Do you like Kids Sticks?

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So, do you like Kids Sticks? Do you like putting Kids Sticks in your mouth?

I can’t say that I have ever nibbled on a Kids Stick, in fact, I’ve never even held one in my hand so I can’t really tell you much about them. I prefer something a bit more mature, maybe with some blue veins.

Yeah, the name of this cheeses sounds a bit like ‘kid’s dick’.

I’ve had this picture for ages. I’ve actually been writing something about self-harm scars but I realised that an immense amount of words had already been written about that subject, and I couldn’t recall reading any of them.

If I, someone who’s experienced the issue, don’t want to read about it then I’m sure the rest of you have had enough of other people’s problems.

So I’ve put up a dick joke picture instead.

 

 

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Teenager English

So I was making a flier I had into a pacman when I noticed a course it was advertising.

‘Teenager English’! I couldn’t help but wonder what that was all about. Were they hoping to teach Thai Children to speak in the current patois of the youth of England, or how to translate their surly Thai grunts into surly English grunts. I imagined the first lesson might be to learn how to say “Nobody understands me, my life is OVVVERRRR, I’m SOOOO unhappy.”

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I managed to imagine a state in which I was truly happy once, recently. I don’t know if that is something other people tend to waste their time doing. I’ll admit that it’s not something I have done much in the past.
It didn’t take much for me, I just had to imagine that I loved someone and in return, they loved me. For the first time in a long time I was able to conceive of such a situation, and for a moment, I was there, holding her.

Be that as it may, perhaps the ‘Teenager English’ course just teaches kids the latest terms that they may not find in an academic textbook like ‘YOLO’, ‘swag’ or ‘whassup’. If you can read Thai here’s a version showing some of the current Thai slang.

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Anyway while I was imagining this state of happiness, in fact imagining is the wrong word here, I was experiencing it, I was happy, something I can only describe as terror crept over me. Compelling me to reproach myself. “I don’t deserve this”, “something horrible is bound to happen”, “I’ll mess this up”  and I realised that those feelings would haunt me if I ever did get more than I felt I deserved. (Current status: I feel I deserve nothing.)

Speaking of hauntings, one thing all teenagers have in common is that they like being scared. I couldn’t help but notice that while Scary Movie 5 is doing well in America the film currently at the top of the Thai box office is Pee Mak Phra Khanong. In fact it’s doing so well that it’s the 2nd highest grossing film of all time in Thailand. While Scary Movie 5 is a gross-out comedy mocking other movies in the horror genre and anything in the current American popular culture, Pee Mak Phra Khanong is a touching love story framed within a famous ghost story from Thai folklore. I wonder if that tells us anything? (It doesn’t).

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At first this realisation was devastating, I would never be happy. Then a strange thing happened, this new understanding gave me comfort. I saw that this blissful notion of  ‘true happiness’ just didn’t exist . I wasn’t actually that far away from being the happiest I could possibly be, and that gave me solace.

Never in my life have I been able to say that I felt ‘truly happy’, but I have had periods of happiness and maybe that’s the point, to forget about some illusionary idea of true happiness and try to fill life with as many moments of joy as possible. I’m sure the doubts and self loathing will still come but having an awareness that nothing and no one is perfect will help my mind to move away from them and towards brighter things.

Dirt is always dirt, but if you grow enough flowers in it, you can’t see the dirt.

Anyway teenagers huh, what are they like?

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A study into the disparity in texture in Tesco Lotus Banana cupcakes.

Banana Cake is ubiquitous in Thailand, you can get it almost anywhere. It’s cheap and because it has bananas in it, I regard it as a healthy alternative to donuts.

There is a Tesco Lotus Express near me, it’s part of a petrol station just north of the Major Cineplex Ratchayothin.

Whenever I go in there I am overcome by the wonderful aroma emanating from the bakery section. In the past I was never able to work out what the smell was but as I am sure you have guessed by now based on the title and first paragraph here, that smell was their banana cupcakes.

The reason it took me so long to identify the smell was that their banana cake was quite unlike any other  I have had since I’ve come to Thailand. Most banana cake in Thailand is heavy, moist, a bit oily, with a strong taste and smell of banana.

Here is a standard banana cupcake from a Tesco Lotus Supermarket. It is typical of banana cupcakes I have had in the past.

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Like I said, these cakes are heavy, filling, not unpleasant.

Now here is the cake from the Tesco Lotus Express adjoining the petrol station.

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The difference is obvious immediately. This cake is spilling out over the top of the cup. It almost looks like a muffin. I want to stress that this is absolutely typical. The cakes from this store are always like this and the first cake is more typical of all the other banana cupcakes in Thailand I have had.

The flavour is pleasingly delicate, I am sure purists would say that a banana cake should be heavy with a strong banana flavour but that doesn’t take away from what they have achieved here. As  mentioned earlier, I am also a fan of the smell. There is something artificial about the smell, perhaps a hint of vanilla essence?  I can’t put my finger on it.

I’ve eaten a lot of cake in Thailand and I can’t remember having a sponge cake as light as the Tesco Lotus Express banana cake since I have been here.

Isn’t it strange that one store, which is part of a huge chain, should be making banana cake so differently from everyone else. Why are they so different? Are they using a different set of ingredients, a different process?

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It’s really not a big deal, just a little strange, perhaps they use more of a raising agent or something. Has anyone else encountered this? My preference is for the lighter style of cake, they’re just moist enough and a little less greasy. What about you? Have you seen these soft spongy style of banana cakes anywhere else in the kingdom?

Anyway, I just thought that might be of interest to some people, if you want to try the cakes out, check your local Tesco Lotus Express. If they don’t have them then you’ll have to go to the Tesco Lotus Express on Phaholyothin Road, just north of the Ratchayothin junction, Bangkok.

Here’s a video I made comparing the two different varieties.

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Instant Iced Tea

Nestlé do a couple of varieties of instant iced tea here in Thailand. They’re called Nestea and are available in most supermarkets. Here they are.

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So they come in individual sachets. The two varieties are the original Lemon and the slightly newer Mixed Berry.

One thing that confuses me is that the lemon tea variety is called ‘Cha Laymorn’ (ขาเลมอน) in Thai on the front of the packet (laymorn being the Thai version of the English word lemon). Thai people usually call lemon tea ‘cha manao’ as the Thai word for lemon is ‘manoa’ (มะนาว) although that is usually used to refer to limes.
When Thai people say ‘Laymorn’ they usually mean the large yellow lemons we have in the west and when they say ‘manao’ they are usually talking about small green limes. So I don’t know why the picture on the front of the Nestea packet clearly shows limes and not lemons if they are going to call it ‘Cha Laymorn’ and not ‘Cha Manao’.

Anyway, you simply add water and ice. I’ve found that it’s best if you do that in a bottle so you can give it a good shake as they need some vigorous mixing.

I’d be lying if I said I was a huge fan of these, and I will not lie on this blog. Even with a lot of shaking they still taste a little artificial and powdery. They’re not bad, I just prefer real iced tea. The Mixed Berry flavour is slightly more to my taste but like I said previously on this blog, I’m not really a fan of lemon tea.

In fact the Lemon Tea mix has long since passed it’s sell-by date, which tells its own story really doesn’t it, not just about how I feel about Lemon Ice Tea, but how I feel about Nestea Instant Lemon Iced Tea.

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It’s probably still fine to drink but I’m not taking any chances. I don’t want to be made ill by a beverage I don’t particularly like.

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Bangkok’s MRT attempts to save the world.

Bangkok’s underground/subway train system, the MRT is doing it’s part to try to save the planet (or save money, I don’t know). A couple of weeks ago (1st April in fact) I went to take a short trip and the down escalator had been turned off and the sign below was placed across to politely tell me to fuck off and take the stairs. This was only at the initial escalator down to the ticket office, not the escalators down to the train platform, and as I said, only the down escalator, not the up, but still, it’s a start.

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Also, I’m guessing that this is only at off peak times, but still, it’s a start. According to this article in Slate a Subway escalator can use up to 60,000 kWh per year which sounds like a lot.

It seems strange to bring this in on April Fools day but the MRT have been quick to deny that they are cutting holes in the bottom of trains so that the passengers can help to propel themselves from station to station.

I’m rambling, the most important thing to remember is the message. “Save energy. We all can do.”

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